February 2012
Finally done dissecting cats… I was getting so tired of it.
Caleb: Can I have the pho
Hanna: BLENDER.
Ashley: Can I have your pho
Hanna: SINK.
these bitches
do not take credit for my work
i fucking made this website. you will not just throw your name on it you useless bitch…
SO FUCKING ANNOYED.
Dat bitch charged me for two Snickers bars. I may be unhealthy and lazy but not THAT bad… Jeez
So the guy I want to text me is ignoring me.
And the guy I don’t really want to get involved with is texting me.
And the guy I completely fucked over hates me.
And Joseph Gordon Levitt is still not answering my calls.
Today sucks.
Oh God, im working out tomorrow. This is not gonna be pretty….
Kick-Ass Discovery of the Day
grace-is-politically-incorrect:
You know how “beer can” in an English accent sounds like “bacon” in a Jamaican accent? Well I discovered that “conflicts” in an English accent sounds like “corn flakes” in a Jamaican accent. This is my life.
my day just got X10 better
